Opposite Day!

                           April Rain Song

Let the rain kiss you
Let the rain beat upon your head with silver liquid drops
Let the rain sing you a lullaby
The rain makes still pools on the sidewalk
The rain makes running pools in the gutter
The rain plays a little sleep song on our roof at night
And I love the rain.

Langston Hughes

                                    April Showers

Let the rain grope you

Let the rain pelt you with car-sized water bombs
Let the rain scream at you without mercy
The rain penetrates your socks
The rain gives you a cold
The rain keeps me up all night long
Thus, I hate the rain.